{"id":68,"date":"2016-06-19T07:48:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T07:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vukovska.com\/en\/?p=68"},"modified":"2016-06-19T07:48:31","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T07:48:31","slug":"top-5-of-the-lamest-horror-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vukovska.com\/en\/2016\/06\/19\/top-5-of-the-lamest-horror-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 of the lamest horror movies"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Final Destination 2 (2003)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are a lot of elaborate killings taking place and especially the one with the leftover spaghetti, but let\u2019s face the truth – the only genuine horror-bearing moment of the movie is the pile-up premonition scene at the beginning. After that, you\u2019d always get nervous when driving behind a van transporting logs. Or basically transporting anything that could come crashing down and through the windscreen to kill you on the spot.<\/p>\n

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    1. Final Destination 3 (2006)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      This time, the movie makers have quit exerting themselves to come up with plausible explanations of what is going on (as they did in the predecessors) \u2013 life is random after all, and death is a great enigma, so why bother anyway to answer existential questions in a B-movie?<\/p>\n

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      1. Saw V (2008)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        It took one movie to disprove everything that was once interesting about the Saw series. There is a lot of searching going on, that\u2019s for sure –\u00a0 Agent Strahm\u00a0 is hunted because\u00a0 he \u201ckeeps searching for something\u201d, and Julie Benz is, no doubt, searching for a new coiffeur, as she looks absolutely ridiculous in that wig.<\/p>\n

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        1. The Butcher (2009)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          To be honest, I have the movie placed in the list mostly because I am vegan and I am sick of the recurring theme of young college students becoming fresh meat for some psychopath killer.<\/p>\n

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          1. Wrong Turn (2003)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            I am aware of the fact that horror movies are not supposed to be exactly Oscar-winning-material, as they are, as a rule, primordial-fears evoking and mainstream-audience oriented, but this one happens to be the epitome of 99 percent of the clich\u00e9s characteristic for the genre. I mean, what comes more natural and logical than a bunch of astray teens in the night of Halloween being callously killed by incestuous family of cannibals?<\/p>\n

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            Final Destination 2 (2003) Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are a lot of elaborate killings taking place and especially the one with the leftover spaghetti, but let\u2019s face the truth – the only genuine horror-bearing moment of the movie is the pile-up premonition scene at the beginning. After that, you\u2019d always get nervous when driving behind a van transporting logs. Or basically transporting anything that could come crashing down and through the windscreen to kill you on the spot.   Final Destination 3 (2006) This time, the movie makers have quit…<\/p>\n

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